PHONK: THE MOVIE
Hi, I'm CPlusPatch.I like computers.
I study engineering, run too many servers, and care a lot about making good software. Poke at the terminal or scroll down.
- France
- UTC+1
- Arch and NixOS
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By the numbers
Rough figures from the last few years, and a year of commits.
8+
Years in software development
1M+
Lines of code written
4.1k
Commits pushed
99.9%
Uptime of my homelab
1,204 contributions in the last year
What I work with
Arch Linux
Docker
HTML
NixOS
PNPM
Supabase
Vite
Arduino
Firebase
JavaScript
Node.js
Python
TailwindCSS
Vue
Bun
Git
jQuery
NPM
Raspberry Pi
TypeScript
Yarn
CSS
GitHub
Laravel
Nuxt 3
React
Ubuntu
Discord.js
Godot
Next.js
PHP
Rust
Unreal Engine
What people say
Developers that are fast, utilize the newest available technology with ease, swiftly understand what you asked for, and can immerse themselves into your project to make case-by-case decisions in a way you would've made them, are already impossible to find. What makes CPlusPatch extraordinary is not just that, but is aided by the fact that CPlusPatch completes such tasks in a speed you'd expect there to be a full-time paid development team on the other end rather than a singular person.
I got to be witness to CPlusPatch's development of Fedibase, It really showed me how much he can accomplish when he sticks to a project. He was dedicated enough to make a fully featured Fediverse client that I'd argue is on par with other Fediverse clients, and he did it all on his own.
CPlusPatch is very intelligent and resourceful when it comes to clear, on-point design. No matter what project he is tasked with, you'll get an honest answer, and a quicker turnaround.
I'm impressed every time I see CPlusPatch working on something. He is extremely dedicated, and always amazes me with the quality and speed of his work. His enthusiasm for his projects is clear every time I talk with him.
CPlusPatch is one of the most skilled and knowledgeable developers I have ever worked with. He is able to take on any task and complete it with ease. He always maintains a positive attitude and a sense of humor, which makes him a joy to work with.
CPlusPatch is the most talented programmer I have had the pleasure of knowing. He can solve difficult problems using remarkable efficiency and is always happy to assist me with my own projects. Truly a person of all time.
All of CPlusPatch's projects turn out looking stunning. They make any project look easy, yet you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who works as quick with nearly the same results.
My homelab
What I self-host, and whether it's up right now.
Status unknown
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faithplateEverything public
- Matrix
- Nextcloud
- Immich
- Vaultwarden
- Sharkey
- Versia
freemanDatabases and monitoring
- PostgreSQL
- Redis
eliMinecraft
- Minecraft
Projects
Website
This site, and the component library it's built from. Plain HTML and CSS, with JavaScript only where it's needed.
Versia Protocol
Fully documented protocol specification for Versia, a decentralized federation protocol that focuses on good experience and ease of implementation.
Versia Server
Reference implementation of the Versia protocol. High-quality, efficient and configurable server software.
Versia-FE
Frontend for Versia Server, made with Vue 3 and Tailwind CSS. It's a modern, responsive and fast web application.
Versia APIs
APIs for TypeScript Versia implementations, including federation and clients. Well-documented, small and efficient.
Join Mastodon
A landing page for mastodon.de, a social media with no ads, no tracking, and no algorithms. Made with Nuxt.js and Tailwind CSS.
Flavi
Flavi is an open-source client for the Matrix ecosystem with the goal of having a clean, familiar interface for users of Discord and the like.
Bored?
Pick up the gravity gun, then click anything on the page.
Perhaps with a mouse?Perhaps on a desktop browser?
